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: that is it for us on "the five." >>> welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld. let's go to tv's andy levy for our pre game look. andy, looks like you became an extra from a futuristic soap opera over the last few hours. >> i am from the future, greg. let me just say no hurry. and general petraeus resigns as cia director because of an extramarital affair with his by yoking graw fer. in a related story, i am now looking for a by yoking graw fer. and the shocking story that could have waited a few years. and brad pitt designs a furniture collection. and it makes you say, petraeus, smayus. why wasn't this the lead? >> nobody told you the v neck? >> i wish the people who said it is cool to wear yellow said that to me. >> i look delightful. >> you look like a tiny banana. >> i can't follow that. >> go away strange future boy. >> she is so sharp that magicians use her to cut them in half. i am here with kennedy. she only needs one name. as well as reason.com and reason.com tv contributor. that's a long credit. he just landed the role of biff in the off broadway musical "back to the future" which means he ca
banana. >> i can't follow that. >> go away strange future boy. >> she is so sharp that magicians use her to cut them in half. i am here with kennedy. she only needs one name. as well as reason.com and reason.com tv contributor. that's a long credit. he just landed the role of biff in the off broadway musical "back to the future" which means he can quit his career as mall santa. it is writer and comedian jesse joyce. i feel bad for the brawny model you beat up. and in georgia he is considered pie crust. it is bill schulz. it is. it is the shirt from the brawny guy. >> he is so tough he can kill you with a taco. fyi, taco is what he calls a machete. next to me, u.s. army special forces member terry sapper. >> thank you, graphic. >>> he knew the broad well. on friday cia director david petraeus resigned after admitting to an affair. it was revealed that paula brodwell the fbi stumbled on to her name and was concerned petraeus was a victim or there was a security breech on brodwell's part. but according to news max given the top secret clearance and the fact he was married he monitored . amo
>> dana: we love them all. that is it for us on "the five." don't forget to buy greg's book. the shocking story that i am not just saying to keep you tuned. in say no, but for some odd reason imreg -- greg says yes. >> it was the best five and a half minutes of the show. >> i think it was slept. i agree completely. >> the joke is i haven't done it yet. >> go away. >> let's welcome our guests. children are instructed not to touch her. i am here with kttv in los angeles. look at her. she is so adorable. it makes me want to vomit. and it is writer and comedian andy hen dribbing son. his latest comedy cd is called under achiever. a lot of vowels if that name. and my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and large, shirtless men would enter him daily if he was a son gnaw. the cia operative and president of diligence, diligence, makers of diligence dental floss and diligence fluoride. five out of five dentists recommend diligence. >> he waited to say that. too bad it was funny. if only he could comb over this mess. it is day four of the petraeus scandal. fox news reports the former ci
. there is some chemical reaction that turns us into nsa agents. and we will go after those we deem a threat which is apparently what happened here and i guarantee you she knows every pass word she nodes to know. women are better cia agents. no offense, mike baker. >> he says he was in the cia, but the way he dresses it is like, who can believe that? >> he is mad that i didn't go to him first. you were upset. >> i am not. i was laughing about the intro. i haven't actually heard the story introd before. what is your take on this? a, he made a serious, serious mistake. he owned up to it. i think part of the surprise is they are not used to seeing a high level washington official do the right thing after confessing to a mistake. in bill clinton's own words, a couple days before the election he was in an obama rail lee. he stood there and said, you know when i was younger and i was caught with my hand in the cookie jar, i just take my hand out of the cookie jar. we were being lectured about being honest. in his own words, he was caught with his hand in the cookie jar. he said i made a mistake and i re
. >> the winners are all of the cable news personalities that get to use food props when reporting on this story. i am looking at you, glen beck. actually i am not a subscriber, but i know you did this. >> "the five" did it. >> i know you did this. >> this is a true story that they wouldn't let you eat the twinkies onset on "the five." >> well, they claimed they were going to ebay them. but the fact is i think they were using them for "fox and friends" tomorrow. why get more twinkies. oddly enough i notice your last name is baker. >> yes, it is. >> you being in the cia your real name is not really baker. >> of course it is not. >> this is the name of his book, the baker was a butcher. covered in blood on your face. >> they called you the baker because you killed them with con con -- convections. >> that's true. >> you will whack them and then leave a light sprinkling of glaze. it was like leaving an ace of spades on top of the body. >> i feel like we cracked open a classified document. >> can we agree that unions were good at once, but now they are on a suicide mission. if you don't get what we wan
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